Would you rather be gay or bi

Would you rather NOT hook up with Angelina Jolie and have everyone think you did, or hook up with her and not be able to tell anyone? Would you rather never get your period again or have your girlfriend never get her period again? How would you rather react to someone who thinks your girlfriend is your sister?

Say "she's my sister" and kiss her passionately on the mouth. Come clean and say tell everyone she's your girlfriend. Would you rather fall for a straight girl or fall for your best friend's ex? Would you rather date a girl who is still in the closet or a girl who is lousy in bed?

Bad in bed. I need a partner who lives her truth. Would you rather get free food for life or be able to sleep with your favorite female celebrity whenever you wanted? Would you rather your girlfriend injure her wrist or her tongue? Tell us in the comments!

Would you rather date a girl with dirty fingernails or bad breath?

From the Experts

Would you rather give up weekends for a whole year or give up sex for a whole year? Choose wisely, ladies! Hook up and keep it a secret! Not hook up and have everyone think we did. Calculating results. Stella Carlin's. Alex Vause's. Never see "The L Word" again. Straight girl all the way!

Best friend's ex I guess. In the closet. I can't handle bad sex! Bring on the food! Bring on my celebrity crush! Dirty fingernails. Bad breath. Give up weekends! I need sex!